David Blunkett said a couple of weeks ago he was worried about the amount of information supermarkets stored on their loyalty cards. I have now seen new evidence regarding the ID Card proposals mentioned in the Queen's Speech.
Labour Loyalty Card:
Vote Labour: 2000 points
Vote Labour in marginal constituency: 5000 points
Call your dog Tony: 200 points
Redeemable for the following services:
800 points: Preferential appointments at an NHS dentist.
1,000 points: Getting your children into the school of your choice
30,000 points: Peerage
Thanks Ken - you've made me smile when I was feeling grey. It's actually quite a cutting critique of Labourite life too...
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! You come up with some clasic material, Ken. :-P
ReplyDeleteHow many points for a visa for your nanny?
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